TOOT! The train leaves in one minute. I walked into a carriage hold. The doors closed, and the train was off. A guy who looked like a sailor yelled “WHERE’S THE WATER SLIDE? I WANT COFFEE!!!!”
I didn’t bring any coffee and I certainly didn’t know about a water slide. Then the sailor pulled a machine gun and said to an old lady “I’ll shoot if you don’t give coffee!!”
The lady screamed and gave him her last cup of coffee. The sailor drank it in one gulp. Then he got bored and started shooting the walls. Everyone in the carriage except me and a teenager screamed and ran to the next carriage. “Stop!” I cried. He stopped and turned to me. The sailor asked me, calmly “where is the water slide?”
“There is no water slide” I explained.
“WHAT!?!?!?!?!?” He screamed. ”NO WATER SLIDE?”
Then he started shooting the seats. After he shot a few seats, he put the machine gun on an unshot seat. Then he asked me “if there is no water slide, what shall I do?”
I said ““I don’t know.”
Then he walked to the teenager and stole his bottle of beer. Then he drunk a half of the bottle. The drunk sailor then questioned “where did you hide my gun?”
Then one of the doors opened and in walked someone. “Hi” he said “I’m Joe and who does this machine gun belong to?” he held up the gun.
He then grabbed me and started poking me. Surprisingly it hurt. Then one of the doors opened and in walked someone. “Hi!” he said, “my name is Joe and who does this machine gun belong to?”
He held up the sailor’s machine gun. “THAT’S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Thundered the sailor.
He ran over, gave Joe a killer poke and seized the gun.
Suddenly the roof vaporized into nothing and into nothing and in fell a head with a million tentacles instead of hair. “I have come to conquer earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Quick as a flash, Joe grabbed a lightsabre from his pocket and lopped off all of the tentacles at the base so the head looked like a bleeding football.
“Wow!!” I said.
“Ow.” Muttered the head with no tentacles.
“I WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed the sailor “NOW!!!!!!”
Then a huge eyeball fell in from the roof. “Have you have got any coffee?” the sailor asked it.
The eye did nothing. Then it rolled toward me. I backed away. Joe tensed. Then Joe got his lightsabre ready. But the sailor shot the eyeball hundreds of times. “Have you got coffee?” he asked Joe.
“Actually, I’ve got a lot.” Joe replied.
He grabbed 18 cups of coffee from his bag. The sailor drank it in 25 seconds. BUURRRPP!!!!!!!!
Then he flew out the hole in the carriage and shot all the remaining aliens. “LARGE AMOUNTS OF COFFEE GIVES ME SUPER POWERS!!” Bellowed the sailor.
Then he flew to the nearest water park. I haven’t seen him after that. Toot! I said bye to Joe and got out. Then I went straight to bed. I had had a busy day.