If you read Fred the camel part one, you would know that I am a boring camel in a boring life and I find a water hole that floods. For the full story, click here. Now, for part 2 …

 I was so thirsty. The water hole I had drunk from seemed like a dream. After all, it was three days ago. Suddenly, I stopped on a sand hill, overlooking a valley. I could see a small lake below me. My slow steps quickened, then turned into a fast sprint. I fell twice, but I got back up and going. In no time I was at the hole. I leapt in, but forgot one simple fact: camels can’t swim! The hole was deep. I thought I would drown. Then, I saw a squid. The same one I saw in my dream. The dream was trying to warn me! My feet the bottom, so I pushed with all my might. It sped me to the surface. I climbed out, but the lake grew and flowed over my feet. I saw the squid, floating in front of me. With one strong kick, I sent it flying across the sand dunes. As soon as my feet made contact, the water shrunk back to its regular size. I took a quick sip, and moved on. I wanted to get as far away as possible.



Hi, my name is Fred. I’m a camel and I am bored, like usual. It’s very boring in the desert. One day I was really thirsty when I saw a water hole in the distance. I rushed to it and jumped in. SPLASH!!! It was so refreshing! I climbed out and lay down. In seconds I was asleep. Suddenly, the water flew into the sky and rained down on me. My eyes flew open and I got to my feet. I realised that my feet were real cold. I looked down and saw water up too my lower legs. It was flooding! I ran at top speed away from the water. But, I’m a bad runner, so I tripped and fell on the wet sand. The water went over my head. I was drowning! I saw a squid, and fainted. Then I woke. “AH!!” I yelled. So it was a dream after all. I was so glad it never happened. I left the water and continued into my boring, boring life.



TOOT! The train leaves in one minute. I walked into a carriage hold. The doors closed, and the train was off. A guy who looked like a sailor yelled “WHERE’S THE WATER SLIDE? I WANT COFFEE!!!!”

I didn’t bring any coffee and I certainly didn’t know about a water slide. Then the sailor pulled a machine gun and said to an old lady “I’ll shoot if you don’t give coffee!!”

The lady screamed and gave him her last cup of coffee. The sailor drank it in one gulp. Then he got bored and started shooting the walls. Everyone in the carriage except me and a teenager screamed and ran to the next carriage. “Stop!” I cried. He stopped and turned to me. The sailor asked me, calmly “where is the water slide?”

“There is no water slide” I explained.

“WHAT!?!?!?!?!?” He screamed. ”NO WATER SLIDE?”

Then he started shooting the seats. After he shot a few seats, he put the machine gun on an unshot seat. Then he asked me “if there is no water slide, what shall I do?”

I said ““I don’t know.”

Then he walked to the teenager and stole his bottle of beer. Then he drunk a half of the bottle. The drunk sailor then questioned “where did you hide my gun?”

Then one of the doors opened and in walked someone. “Hi” he said “I’m Joe and who does this machine gun belong to?” he held up the gun.

He then grabbed me and started poking me. Surprisingly it hurt. Then one of the doors opened and in walked someone. “Hi!” he said, “my name is Joe and who does this machine gun belong to?”

He held up the sailor’s machine gun. “THAT’S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Thundered the sailor.

He ran over, gave Joe a killer poke and seized the gun.

Suddenly the roof vaporized into nothing and into nothing and in fell a head with a million tentacles instead of hair. “I have come to conquer earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Quick as a flash, Joe grabbed a lightsabre from his pocket and lopped off all of the tentacles at the base so the head looked like a bleeding football.

“Wow!!” I said.

“Ow.”  Muttered the head with no tentacles.

I WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed the sailor NOW!!!!!!”                  

Then a huge eyeball fell in from the roof.  “Have you have got any coffee?” the sailor asked it.

The eye did nothing. Then it rolled toward me. I backed away. Joe tensed. Then Joe got his lightsabre ready. But the sailor shot the eyeball hundreds of times. “Have you got coffee?” he asked Joe.

“Actually, I’ve got a lot.” Joe replied.

He grabbed 18 cups of coffee from his bag. The sailor drank it in 25 seconds. BUURRRPP!!!!!!!!

Then he flew out the hole in the carriage and shot all the remaining aliens. “LARGE AMOUNTS OF COFFEE GIVES ME SUPER POWERS!!” Bellowed the sailor.

Then he flew to the nearest water park. I haven’t seen him after that. Toot! I said bye to Joe and got out. Then I went straight to bed. I had had a busy day.

100 word challenge


once me and my weird, crazy, agitated, smelly, slow, small, black and very hairy horse was going for a walk at the park when he did a big, fat, smelly poo right on the path. A lady told me to eat it. I said “NO WAY! DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID??!?!!!?????!!!” Then I argued about why I shouldn’t eat it. But then she said “if you don’t do it I will tell your parents and you will be in big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG trouble.” Should I eat it?