Hello, this is Joe ‘Peanut’ Kolwalyniski with the news. There has been nothing interesting today except the fact that someone sent a nuclear missile to mercury. No prizes if you guessed it was trump. Also, a guy came from 2178 in a time machine. But, after he met our favorite friend (NOT!!!!!!) Donald Trump he left. And, the best news so far, I got a Groudon in Pokémon Go!!!!!!! The end is near! That is, for the news report, at the next period .