BTN REPORT!!!!!

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http://www.abc.net.au/btn/story/s4765588.htm

SUMMARY: BOLD

FACTS: RED

UNDERSTANDINGS: PINK

QUESTION: BLUE

THIS CLIP WAS ABOUT A GIRL WHO WON THE BIG LITTLE IDEAS COMPETITION FOR HER NEW DESIGN OF WHEELCHAIR.

THE GIRL’S NAME WAS AMELIA.

SHE GETS TO GO TO NASA IN AMARICA.

THE REASON SHE MADE IT WAS TO HELP OUT HER BROTHER, WHO HAD METAL PLATES INSTALLED IN HIS LEGS SO HE WAS REALLY HEAVY TO CARRY.

I UNDERSTAND THAT AMELIA REALLY LOVES HER BROTHER A LOT.

PEW! PEW! PEW! ALIENS HAVE ATTACKED THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE APOLOGISE FOR INTORUPTIONS BUT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISSLES INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 word challenge!!!!!

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The white tiger hurried  into the room. The room had one door, and had a single dimmed light. Out of the shadows crept the mad scientist that had been hired by the tiger. “The drone is complete.” The scientist whispered. “Good.” soothed the tiger. “I will release it on Inspector Gadget and the battery-powered drone will energeticly tear him apart.”Yes sir.” The scientist bowed, and left the room. The scientist ate a sandwich given to him by the tiger. He then went to his lair and slept. The poison from the sandwich ate through his stomach that night.

 

BTN report

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BTN LINK: http://www.abc.net.au/btn/story/s4755319.htm

summary: Bold

3 recalls: red

2 understandings: pink

1 questions: blue

This clip was about how communities in the Himilayas struggle to get to school.

It can take days to get to school.

You could die on the trip.

There is a charity that helps them from australia.

I under stand that living in the mountains is hard.

I understand that school is very important.

How long will it take for thier problem to be fixed?

THE SNAIL WITH SUPER SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi, I am a snail and I don’t like it. I nearly die all the time. Crossing footpath… probarly gonna kill me. Bathing in sun… probarly gonna kill me. Reading a book… probarly gonna kill me. So, one day I went to the lab (1 km away) and came to near death 100 times. When I made it, the scientist poured some purple, bubbly liquid on me. Suddenly I had super speed!!!! Zoom! I went back home. Zoom! I went to the lottery. Zoom! I won the lottery. Zoom! I wrote a best-selling book. Zoom! I bought a solid gold shell. Zoom! I bought a concorde. Zoom! I bought a Japanese bullet train. Zoom! I beat in a race. Zoom! I flew to Thailand. Zoom! I fell asleep. Zoom! I did a 8km hike. Then… a dragon came and ate me and I died. Turns out even if your fast,  you still die. THE END.

the news(not true)

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Hello, this is Joe ‘Peanut’ Kolwalyniski with the news. There has been a stink bomb put in the news station so everyone passed out until gas masks were suplied to everyone exept the grumpy security guard from Korea. The stink bomb was planted by the inhabitants of Mercury.

 

On other news, Donald Trump makes a fool of himself. (Again.) A sixteen year old has been found with the ability to read minds!!!!!! But… Donald Trump put him in prison for life. (Someone should do that to Trump. That would be satisfying and entertaining.)

Also, scientists create a snail with super speed (see next post) and a drone has found an underwater civilization. It is rumored to be Atlantis!!

Now… on to the weather.

100 word challenge

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I am the angel of death! Okay, know you have to run away screaming. Shoo shoo. If you are wondering what I am doing in this forest I am here to scare some pathetic homosapians to death! So far you are the first not to run away screaming. Now please do so NOW! Fine. you have 5 seconds. 5…  4… 3… 2… 1… GO AWAY OR ELSE I WILL… uhhh… ummmm… lets see here… hit you? Punch you? Call you a noob? Okay, so I’m not that threatening but if you don’t run away screaming I will haunt you for life. Then I will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hopefully).

one hundred word challenge!!!!

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One very stormy night I was faced with the most terrible threat that all of the seven ministers shake in their… well… I guess ghosts don’t really have boots but if they did, the seven ministeres would be shaking in them: a crowded shopping mall! Humans don’t we exist so we can’t reveal ourselves to mankind. There are a few humans who know our existance, and they have sworn not to tell. One works at the shopping center, but custemors are still a threat. Looks like I must wait. This will be boring. What will I do? I need those pants!!!!!

fred the camel part 3

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Hi, if you have not read Fred the camel part one or part two click on the one you haven’t read. Now, without further postponing, the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“That is it” I said to myself “I am avoiding all water holes from now on.”

I had nearly drowned in a water hole just yesterday. No matter how thirsty I was, I would not go near water holes, puddles, lakes or streams. None of those I would even touch. Suddenly the sand beneath me became wet. After a bit it was visible to see water above the waves. I was really freaking out when the water started spinning underneath me. Soon it was all clear. It was a whirlpool and I was caught in the middle!!!!!

The water pulled me under. I fought it, but eventually I was submerged. I was about 3 meters underwater when I saw the squid. I kicked at it but I couldn’t reach it. It swam out of view and a steady stream of black ink came shooting at me, coming from where it disappeared. The ink hit my chest and crowded around me. As soon as it started to crowd around me, I felt unnaturally tired. It was as if the ink was making me fall asleep. I tried to fight it, and failed.

The first thought when I woke was am I dead?  Then: what’s for breakfast?  And: why am I floating in a massive bubble in the middle of the ocean? I was, of course, floating in a massive bubble in the middle of the ocean. A squid swam up to me, and judging by his trident in one tentacle, he wasn’t here to give me breakfast. He blew a stream of bubbles at my bubble. His bubbles entered mine and when they popped, I could hear him. “I am going to take you to general squid head’s chambers. If you fight, I will stab you.”

He swam away, and the bubble I was in followed him. Soon, my bubble popped and I realized I could breathe. I snuck up behind him and hit him on the head with my foot until he was unconscious. I grabbed his trident and snapped it so if he chased me he couldn’t stab me.

I realized there was a tunnel to my right with driftwood on top. Inscribed in it was the word DESERT. I charged through the tunnel and was covered in light. I ran for 5 minutes so they couldn’t find me. Then I collapsed, and slept instantly.