Six room process/the news

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This is Joe ‘Peanut’ Kolwalyniski with the news. There has been 3… no, wait 2 six room poems made by two kids. They are called Samuel(who happends to be the guy who hires me) and Adam who lives on earth. Here is the first one done by Samuel:

 

Tall.

The oak tree stands tall, taller than the rest.

Shadows.

It’s shadows stretch long in the afternoon sun.

Wind.

The wind makes the oak tree’s leaves rustle.

Night.

As the sun sets, noon turns into night.

And this one was done by Adam, who lives on earth:

When I split my head open it was bright and sunny. My sister was rushing to my mum and it was funny. I was on the ground thinking to myself why did my brother bump me and I was feeling worried. There was blood everywhere.

100 WORD CHALLENGE!!!!

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https://giphy.com/gifs/monkey-laptop-baboon-xTiTnJ3BooiDs8dL7W

I knew it was a mistake. Ever since I set my eyes on it I knew trouble. If only I had noticed that when we first ‘met’. Well, met is’nt the right word. Perhaps encounted, or… well… I can’t think of any others, but ‘met’ is the wrong word.  We first encountered was in my top-of-the-line ferrari racer. I was driving along, and then it was just there, on the steering wheel. After the incident, we’re both lucky to be alive. But now he’s done it. Smashed my laptop. He will be out of the house by tomorow. Definantly.

NEWS REPORT 2 (also not true)

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Hello, this is Joe ‘Peanut’ Kolwalyniski with the news. There was an alien invasion which interupted the show Behind The News. We apologise for any inconvenience and will prevent it from happening in the future. The guy who could mind read in the last news report can also control minds as well, and he currently controls the new species. But (our faviroute freind,) Donald Trump (NOT) has declared war against the guy and promptly realised the aliens have lazer eyes and could fry him in a second. So, it’s all a happy ending. Now onto the weather…

I will do the weather because I stole the weatherman’s script and hid it up my shirt. Now, in Miami a hailstorm has caused everyone’s umbrellas to get holes in them. In Japan, it is cloudy with a chance of meatballs and in Australia a snowstorm has made the entire continent white with a bit of white and white. Unfortunately I chucked the script in the bin, and the is all I can remember. Bye!

BTN REPORT!!!!!

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http://www.abc.net.au/btn/story/s4765588.htm

SUMMARY: BOLD

FACTS: RED

UNDERSTANDINGS: PINK

QUESTION: BLUE

THIS CLIP WAS ABOUT A GIRL WHO WON THE BIG LITTLE IDEAS COMPETITION FOR HER NEW DESIGN OF WHEELCHAIR.

THE GIRL’S NAME WAS AMELIA.

SHE GETS TO GO TO NASA IN AMARICA.

THE REASON SHE MADE IT WAS TO HELP OUT HER BROTHER, WHO HAD METAL PLATES INSTALLED IN HIS LEGS SO HE WAS REALLY HEAVY TO CARRY.

I UNDERSTAND THAT AMELIA REALLY LOVES HER BROTHER A LOT.

PEW! PEW! PEW! ALIENS HAVE ATTACKED THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE APOLOGISE FOR INTORUPTIONS BUT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISSLES INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 word challenge!!!!!

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The white tiger hurried  into the room. The room had one door, and had a single dimmed light. Out of the shadows crept the mad scientist that had been hired by the tiger. “The drone is complete.” The scientist whispered. “Good.” soothed the tiger. “I will release it on Inspector Gadget and the battery-powered drone will energeticly tear him apart.”Yes sir.” The scientist bowed, and left the room. The scientist ate a sandwich given to him by the tiger. He then went to his lair and slept. The poison from the sandwich ate through his stomach that night.

 

BTN report

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BTN LINK: http://www.abc.net.au/btn/story/s4755319.htm

summary: Bold

3 recalls: red

2 understandings: pink

1 questions: blue

This clip was about how communities in the Himilayas struggle to get to school.

It can take days to get to school.

You could die on the trip.

There is a charity that helps them from australia.

I under stand that living in the mountains is hard.

I understand that school is very important.

How long will it take for thier problem to be fixed?

THE SNAIL WITH SUPER SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi, I am a snail and I don’t like it. I nearly die all the time. Crossing footpath… probarly gonna kill me. Bathing in sun… probarly gonna kill me. Reading a book… probarly gonna kill me. So, one day I went to the lab (1 km away) and came to near death 100 times. When I made it, the scientist poured some purple, bubbly liquid on me. Suddenly I had super speed!!!! Zoom! I went back home. Zoom! I went to the lottery. Zoom! I won the lottery. Zoom! I wrote a best-selling book. Zoom! I bought a solid gold shell. Zoom! I bought a concorde. Zoom! I bought a Japanese bullet train. Zoom! I beat in a race. Zoom! I flew to Thailand. Zoom! I fell asleep. Zoom! I did a 8km hike. Then… a dragon came and ate me and I died. Turns out even if your fast,  you still die. THE END.

the news(not true)

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Hello, this is Joe ‘Peanut’ Kolwalyniski with the news. There has been a stink bomb put in the news station so everyone passed out until gas masks were suplied to everyone exept the grumpy security guard from Korea. The stink bomb was planted by the inhabitants of Mercury.

 

On other news, Donald Trump makes a fool of himself. (Again.) A sixteen year old has been found with the ability to read minds!!!!!! But… Donald Trump put him in prison for life. (Someone should do that to Trump. That would be satisfying and entertaining.)

Also, scientists create a snail with super speed (see next post) and a drone has found an underwater civilization. It is rumored to be Atlantis!!

Now… on to the weather.

100 word challenge

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I am the angel of death! Okay, know you have to run away screaming. Shoo shoo. If you are wondering what I am doing in this forest I am here to scare some pathetic homosapians to death! So far you are the first not to run away screaming. Now please do so NOW! Fine. you have 5 seconds. 5…  4… 3… 2… 1… GO AWAY OR ELSE I WILL… uhhh… ummmm… lets see here… hit you? Punch you? Call you a noob? Okay, so I’m not that threatening but if you don’t run away screaming I will haunt you for life. Then I will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hopefully).

one hundred word challenge!!!!

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One very stormy night I was faced with the most terrible threat that all of the seven ministers shake in their… well… I guess ghosts don’t really have boots but if they did, the seven ministeres would be shaking in them: a crowded shopping mall! Humans don’t we exist so we can’t reveal ourselves to mankind. There are a few humans who know our existance, and they have sworn not to tell. One works at the shopping center, but custemors are still a threat. Looks like I must wait. This will be boring. What will I do? I need those pants!!!!!